31 July 2006

ready set go to work

i'm starting a new job today. yes, AGAIN. let's hope i can get through training without getting fired or killing anyone. beyond that, i'd just like to have something that doesn't annoy me the whole time i'm there. isn't that a beautiful dream?

please don't let them be all p.c. and shit. it's possible that they've spent so much time on priding themselves as liberal here that they've gone past that on the circle of things. as mary so eloquently put it, "when you keep turning left, eventually you're going right again." i think that sums up how fucking ultratouchy these people are.

we can also hope that my bladder kicks back in and behaves itself. since moving out here, it's been reduced to the size of a pinhead. i've gone from a bladder of steel type to princess and the pee pee. rhiannon's new baby probably pees less than i do. it's become my new hobby. this must mean i need to get out of the house more.

so i'll go to work. again.

4 comments:

In The Kitchen With AUdrey said...

yea work! i agree with mary that you stay home and play that angle a bit, but then i can not really see you doing that. keep us posted on the new craziness.

derek said...

it's ok... if the kids at the new school hit you, it's just their way of saying they like you!

In The Kitchen With AUdrey said...

you say that now, but my first job in lawrence did involve the kids hitting me. i got beat up by a 4 year old! he snuck up behind me for a kidney shot. he did end up my favorite student. i hope the first day went well.

georgeious said...

i am STILL employed. at the same job.

no one has hit me yet, but i would be more worried about the other kids than about me if i were you people. i'm more of a biter than a puncher, though. the monkey bites. don't mess with the monkey.