tv junkie update

so here's where i show off all my lowbrow inklings towards the beloved television. we all have our things, right? with all due laughs to tim and mary, this week i have mostly been watching...

cartoons! i am so totally happy to see the previously unaired/new episodes of moral orel on adult swim. that show is sick, and you can only truly get the humor if you've lived within the confines of a "fuck you i'm more pious and holy" environment. of course i love it, especially when the poor kid was hooked on crack. we're also in the process of getting addicted to family guy, because that is damn funny. besides that, we bought the first season of robot chicken on dvd. it rocks. we are a twisted pair in this house.

and furthermore, i'm barfing up a hairball over the sweeps stuff. that hideous boston legal finale. ack. i was pretty diasappointed in general, but it's hard to watch parker posey and not be happy. me loveeeee parker posey! speaking of shark jumping, can i just say one thing? A PROM? WHAT THE FUCK?!? that's all i can say about that. someone please tell me that the desperate housewives finale is going to be better.

i've been recording random shit on the cable box dvr thingy and watching certain snippets ad nauseum. hooray for pee-wee! (read this, megan - naked gumby and dr. mondo) hooray for kathy and mo! (you look very, very pretty tonight) also, if you watch penn and teller's bullshit, it's best to avoid the episode on hair if you're not the waxing type. yikes yikes yikes. on days when i miss home the most, i just flip through a selection of king of the hill... that's my purse! i don't know you! could there be anything better than bobby hill to make you forget how much things suck on a bad day?

by the way, i swear upon a stack of vonnegut (well, not really. that lives at jenny's house right now... how about a stack of laurie notaro?) that i do get out of the house and do other stuff. in fact, once i find someone here willing to put up with the high standards and rigor of being my friend, i might even go out and do things with someone besides derek. or maybe i can suck a whole new person into coming over to watch formula one races with me. for now, i get frequent insomnia and need the buzz of voices around; thus follows all this tv knowledge. maybe i can even find another trashy reality show that i like as much as project runway. all the other ones bore the crap out of me. hmmmm, do you think vh1 will have another next top model marathon soon? hehehehehe...

oh yeah, i almost forgot. gotta go watch my beloved tori spelling now.