28 May 2006

midget trifecta

after this week's midget sightings by derek and mary, i was fortunate enough to see what we'll call "the fancy midget" on the way home from work. she was walking down my street all done up - nails freshly manicured in a neutral color, perfect big dark and curly hair, foo foo cream-colored clothes. she also had a tan handbag that was perched in the crook of her right elbow. she had her right forearm held up in a cultured way to keep the handbag from falling as she swished down the sidewalk in her clickety clack high heels. she was terrific.

it was quite a week for us lovers of the midgets. is this a coincidence or is there something deeper going on here?

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