a documentary you must watch-
romeo and juliet: a monkey's tale
although i'm not a shakespeare fan, it was just about the most adorable thing i've ever seen. derek was giggling because he thought it was cute that i got all misty watching the discovery channel. you'll understand when you see it, i promise. if not then you're one heartless fucking bastard. may the macaques shit on you and your kind out of their big shiny red hineys.
when it comes to shitting on people, i usually depend on the coming around going around and don't waste my time. this proved helpful yesterday when some bitch yakkity-yakking french into her phone during the entire drawn out transaction ultimately LOST her cellphone! snark snark snark. (i could have gone faster to get rid of her, but it was more fun to make her fucking wait that extra 15 minutes while i played the part of the lowly dumbass, an incognito twit.) the bad part? she literally flung her stuff at me over the counter and demanded i give her what she wanted. the good part? i understood part of her phone conversation. it wasn't that hard since she was mostly talking shit about her sister and planning a dinner with people. let's face it - i'm glad she lost the phone. that skeezy little "see you next tuesday" obviously needs a good slap in the calling plan. the best revenge is not having to wake up each morning and be her.
instead i'll just watch the monkeys. EEE!
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